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Tripping down to the Dentist

  Sunk down in darkness conspiratory Throbbing sound in the ears Words persistent But too distant Lost in mind The sexy and smiling assistant Witty talk a bind Her and I plot Against him The man in white I want … Continue reading

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The Lawnmower Man’s Lament

  After the rain Or when fresh And much to the lawnmower man’s distress First thing in the morn And why a man should stay home       With his porn The weedeater line Cutting the edges so fine Flicking grass … Continue reading

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